Hey guys, I'm a little behind with these blue monsters. I'm not having that much time to draw lately.
In my little spare time I'm writing some film reviews in a new blog. So make sure you visit it, you may find it interesting!
Watch out, Paranoid Smurf! That Smurf out there looks odd. I bet he's out to steal your wallet, then kill you and maybe impale you, too. You better stay home and sleep with a gun under your pillow every night. You never know.
His main function in the Smurf village is turning oxygen into carbon dioxide. His tastes in music? Whatever's on MTV. His favourite movie? Avatar. His golden dream? To own an iPad. Republican or Democrat? Whoever's first on the polls.
Mama Smurf sure must have licked some weird mushrooms while she was carrying these guys... but, wait, how are the Smurfs born? Did someone gave birth to them all? Yet another mystery surrounding this strange fellas.
Uncle Smurf is a fundamental member of the village. He tells the jokes in dinner parties, ends up drunk in Christmas and takes the younger smurfs to have their first time with hookers. He secretly likes she-males.